- 'ow I Iz:
busy
Story Or Series Title: Secret
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Previously Unmentioned Suebling Culprit Author's Name: Lumcer
Full Name (plus titles if any): Shie Amara Lieto Potter
Full Species(es): Harry's Sister
Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark brown hair matted" Has apparently been changed to long red hair. I'm getting hints of Ginny-envy.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "the shade of pearl blue"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Pale cheeks. A look that makes Harry think she’s going to be sarcastic.
Special Possessions (if any): Harry's guardianship. Bandages. A flashback. Babelfish German. A stu companion named Tuli. Screams that trigger Harry's PTSD.
Annoying Origin: AU!Lily's womb
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Harry's sister
Annoying Special Abilities: Can cow Harry with her super-angsty-bitchiness.
Other Annoying Traits: Possible membership to the Bemba Tribe. The aforementioned super-angsty-bitchiness.
Hallo again, Deleterius. Long time no see. I’m slightly out of practice, so I will be the only sporker today. As per usual, I am in bold.
- 'ow I Iz:
confused
I could be wrong, though.
- 'ow I Iz:
devious - Da Noise:Talking Heads--Once in a Lifetime
This. Right here.
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rpg_listor rpg_ads Dagorhir Name
Iz'tel Cloudunta
Physical Description
Forest goblin; 5'4" with green skin and ratty brown hair. Usually keeps it in a ponytail adorned with feathers or strings. Light brown eyes. Pointed ears and small fangs.
SHORT biography (no more than 6 lines!)
Iz'tel was originally Istel Taurinaudis, the aasimar commander of the Kirith Fortress and the last good-aligned unit in the wastelands of NOD. When the fortress fell, she was captured and polymorphed into a forest goblin after she refused to serve as a slave. Many of her memories were lost; the only scraps she's retained of her former existence are her bow, her name--though now corrupted, as she was unable to pronounce the elvish lilt--and her tendencies towards being a smartass. She is prone to delusions of grandeur, going so far as to adopt Nim Blackhand as her "pet drow", and likes to rub her few real triumphs in the face of anyone she can. Currently, Iz'tel is apprenticed to Rakek in hopes that she can gain the rank of Shaman.
What are your chiefest likes, dislikes, or fears?
Likes: Shiny things. Chaos dwarves. Keeping records in ballad form. Scavenging, especially clothing and metallic objects. Screaming as loudly as she can. Smarting off. Bells, especially those of the silver persuasion. Feathers. Divination magics. The color red. Elves, when cooked with plenty of salt.
Dislikes: Elves, when not cooked with plenty of salt (Except Riat). Being scolded. Narnians. Vampires. Any offering that isn't food, an ear, a tooth, a scalp or something shiny.
Why do you dress the way you dress?
Iz'tel is nothing if not a scavenger. Most of her garb has either been quickly stitched together from scraps or pilfered from corpses; as such, there is no particular theme running through it. She always wears a red sash--her "Belt uv 'aste"--as she believes it makes her faster and more quick-witted. The scalp of a kender hangs from the sash's knot. Iz'tel is usually seen with a makeshift choker as well, with a bell and key hanging from the blue scrap of fabric.
What are your "tag lines" (the things you say the most)
"EARZ!"
"I 'afta talk ta da boss, but..."
- 'ow I Iz:
blah
Yesterday: Was able to talk coherently about Nietzsche's "true world" in ToK. Knew the higher level theories of pragmatism. Impressed Mr. Dean.
Today: Was the only student in English class who knew anything about Strunk and White's Elements of Style, to say nothing about being the sole owner of a copy. Fished it out of my locker and explained it for the Student Teacher. Was made Castellan of our group, then discovered we were investigating syntax. Impressed both Ms. Mayforth and Ms. Howton.
Life is good.
- Where I Iz:Basking in self-praise.
- 'ow I Iz: accomplished
- Da Noise:Tiny Tim-Living In the Sunlight
I feel validated, thank you very much.
Also, probably not the best idea to listen to the opening music right before you fall asleep. It will, without fail, give you nightmares.
- Where I Iz:Finishing up my history essay.
- 'ow I Iz:
bouncy - Da Noise:silence
Story Or Series Title: Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
Fandom: OMG RPATTZ WUZ A VAMPIRE AND CEDRIC IN DA MOVIES LETS RITE A KROSSOVER LOLOLOL Culprit Author's Name: Totally-Yatal
Full Name (plus titles if any): Edward Cullen, Harry Potter. Bonus one-shot sues in the forms of "Alex Cullen" and "Kat Potter".
Full Species(es): Vampire and human, I'd assume. I could be wrong.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None. See below.
Special Possessions (if any): A "dress". A "magic stick". Dreadful prose. No description whatsoever.
Annoying Origin: The demented mind of a twelve-year-old. No, really. Profile says the author's twelve year's old.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Supposedly are canon characters.
Annoying Special Abilities: None that I can see.
Other Annoying Traits: The author seemed to think it was a good idea to write the fic in script format, because "it's not like a book!!" If you're going to be this lazy--seriously, she doesn't separate actions from dialogue in any way--don't write fanfiction.
...I think the author's a she, anyway. I could be wrong, the profile's kind of ambiguous.
Also, from what I can tell, this is not a troll. The author has other stories, favorites and a relatively coherent profile.
Sporking with me for the final posted chapter of this monstrosity are Khaliiz and Nevaeh.
That’s not Nevaeh.
Sorry, what?
You’re not Nevaeh. Nevaeh’s…well, Nevaeh’s a girl. You’re very clearly a male halfling.
Yeah, well, he had a nice shape. I couldn’t help myself. Besides, it gets boring being female all of the time.
…right.
- 'ow I Iz:
contemplative
Story Or Series Title: Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
Fandom: OMG RPATTZ WUZ A VAMPIRE AND CEDRIC IN DA MOVIES LETS RITE A KROSSOVER LOLOLOL Culprit Author's Name: Totally-Yatal
Full Name (plus titles if any): Edward Cullen, Harry Potter. Bonus one-shot sues in the forms of "Alex Cullen" and "Kat Potter".
Full Species(es): Vampire and human, I'd assume. I could be wrong.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None. See below.
Special Possessions (if any): A "dress". A "magic stick". Dreadful prose. No description whatsoever.
Annoying Origin: The demented mind of a twelve-year-old. No, really. Profile says the author's twelve year's old.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Supposedly are canon characters.
Annoying Special Abilities: None that I can see.
Other Annoying Traits: The author seemed to think it was a good idea to write the fic in script format, because "it's not like a book!!" If you're going to be this lazy--seriously, she doesn't separate actions from dialogue in any way--don't write fanfiction.
...I think the author's a she, anyway. I could be wrong, the profile's kind of ambiguous.
Sporking with me today is Nevaeh, who will be hanging around for the rest of this fic, and Khaliiz, who had to return from the hunt due to a kobold-bite.
Damn catfights…
Sorry I missed it.
( Harry is not a short kid in a dress. STFU. )
- 'ow I Iz: accomplished
Story Or Series Title: Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
Fandom: OMG RPATTZ WUZ A VAMPIRE AND CEDRIC IN DA MOVIES LETS RITE A KROSSOVER LOLOLOL
Full Name (plus titles if any): Edward Cullen, Harry Potter. Bonus one-shot sues in the forms of "Alex Cullen" and "Kat Potter".
Full Species(es): Vampire and human, I'd assume. I could be wrong.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None. See below.
Special Possessions (if any): A "dress". A "magic stick". Dreadful prose. No description whatsoever.
Annoying Origin: The demented mind of a twelve-year-old. No, really. Profile says the author's twelve year's old.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Supposedly are canon characters.
Annoying Special Abilities: None that I can see.
Other Annoying Traits: The author seemed to think it was a good idea to write the fic in script format, because "it's not like a book!!" If you're going to be this lazy--seriously, she doesn't separate actions from dialogue in any way--don't write fanfiction.
...I think the author's a she, anyway. I could be wrong, the profile's kind of ambiguous.
Sporking with me today is Nevaeh. As per usual, I will be in bold.
- Where I Iz:Here.
- 'ow I Iz:
flirty - Da Noise:none
Story Or Series Title: Secret
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Previously Unmentioned Suebling
Full Name (plus titles if any): Shie Amara Lieto Potter
Full Species(es): Harry's Sister
Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark brown hair matted" Has apparently been changed to long red hair. I'm getting hints of Ginny-envy.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "the shade of pearl blue"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Pale cheeks.
Special Possessions (if any): Harry's guardianship. Bandages. A flashback. Babelfish German. A stu companion named Tuli. Screams that trigger Harry's PTSD.
Annoying Origin: AU!Lily's womb
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Harry's sister
Annoying Special Abilities: Can cow Harry with her super-angsty-bitchiness.
Other Annoying Traits: Possible membership to the Bemba Tribe. The aforementioned super-angsty-bitchiness.
It appears that there's been of a mishap on the hunt for the "e". I was not told what happened, only that all my usual sporkers cannot be present for this latest installment. So instead, I introduce my latest D&D character: Nevaeh
I'd prefer the term "unfulfilled desires", thanks
Er...all right, then. I, of course, will be in bold.
( In which Shite whinges some more. )
( Second Author's Note )
I don’t know, I was rather enjoying this. It rather reminded me of this one time in a Red Wizard enclave—
- Where I Iz:Getting popcorn.
- 'ow I Iz:
blank - Da Noise:Theme From Shaft
Country: Indonesia
Committee: Security Council I, also known as the Crisis Commitee
Topics: 3 1/2
Topics Relevant to Country: 0
Working Papers Sponsored: 7
Resolutions Passed: 6
Hours in Committee: 5 hours, 20 minutes
Award Won: Top Outstanding
That is all.
- Where I Iz:Accomplished AND headachey, thanks.
- 'ow I Iz: accomplished
- Da Noise:WSTW 93.7
The Ineffectual Judge:
True to his name, the Ineffectual Judge is quite incapable of doing anything useful. He will always have two obsessions, one of his choice (Attempts at getting in the pants of the DA can be used to great effect) and cookies. The gravity of the case does not matter; the Judge will never attempt to do anything more relevant than calling witnesses and banging his gavel.
The Prosecution Attorney (The PA):
The PA is, for lack of a better phrase, quite calmly insane. He will always keep his composure, all while doing the most ridiculous things. Oftentimes, the PA will have one or two running jokes--one particularly memorable session involved Treason Burgers--and may or may not attempt to call himself to the stand.
The Defense Attorney (The DA):
The DA is the only sane character in the court. Often rather dour and well-versed in legal language, she will attempt to keep order even though everyone else is completely snooker-loopy.
The Witnesses:
Any person who may or may not be relevant to the case. Characters called in often range from an expert in negligble affairs to the PA's cat.
- Where I Iz:Nice gavel, wanna have diplomatic relations?
- 'ow I Iz:
relaxed - Da Noise:This Love-Maroon 5
Abjuration:
Northshield
Conjuration:
TBD--One of Jen's
Divination:
Clarity
Enchantment:
Silverspell
Evocation:
TBD--One of Jen's
Illusion:
Clandestine
Necromancy:
Maradus
Transmutation:
TBD--One of Jen's
- Where I Iz:Attempting not to scar my throat again. Spicy soup is spicy.
- 'ow I Iz:
stressed - Da Noise:Pi's squawking
- Where I Iz:Behind YOU.
- 'ow I Iz:
groggy - Da Noise:In A Sweater Poorly Knit-MeWithoutYou
Copy-pasted from a conversation with Jen:
( Read more... )
Comments, suggestions and critcisms are welcome.
- Where I Iz:A rather randy daydream.
- 'ow I Iz:
creative - Da Noise:Follow You Follow Me-Genesis
For those of you who don't know, Harrapi Sigsir is my thirteenth-level Kobold wizard. After our past couple of sessions, I think it is safe to say that she is the single most dangerous Kobold on the face of her world. Herein follows her formerly clandestine to-do list.
2. Kill Blackhand with Wand of Orcus
3. Rezz Blackhand, if only 'cause he's useful
4. Kill Varos with Wand of Orcus
5. Conveniently "forget" to tell Blackhand that I killed Varos with the Wand of Orcus
6. If Blackhand finds out that his brother died, tell him that Varos was eaten by a grue
7. Have a drow-meat sammich with hobbit-skin bread
8. Make Charisma-enhancing robes
9. Get drunk
10. Bite Varos
11. Brush teeth directly afterward
12. Kill lich
13. Play a game of hide-and-seek with the assassin
14. Have Blackhand rezz me after the assassin wins
15. Return Wand of Orcus
16. Charm Blackhand
17. Send Pallas to peck Varos incessantly
18. Have bowl handy for bird vomit
19. Check on the well-being of Rodney
20. Kill Varos again
- Where I Iz:Still living vicariously through a drow.
- 'ow I Iz: blank
- Da Noise:silence
I escaped from the Dungeon of Feldjagerpistol!
I killed Maeglin Dubh the arch-demon.
I looted the Armour of Reading, the Wand of Midnight Gaming, the Armour of Philosophy, the Dagger of Ten/rose, the Sword of the Varangian Guard, the Sceptre of Pottersues and 0 gold pieces.
Score: 25
Explore the Dungeon of Feldjagerpistol and try to beat this score,or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
- Where I Iz:On a plinth, stuffed with Halloween candy.
- 'ow I Iz:
apathetic - Da Noise:The TV in the other room.
That stupid game makes me mad. Really, really mad.
I'm not talking about me going off and throwing around a few good-natured slurs while secretly turning bitter, oh no. I'm talking about the sort of anger that turns one into a serpentine creature; narrowed eyes, hissing voice, and very quick to bite.
The worst bit was my pride. My furor was only compounded by the fact that, "Oh shit, I'm this mad over a game. With friends. Why the hell am I behaving like such an idiot?"
I love Cosmic, I really do. I just completely fail at it and that's what pisses me off.
Apologies to those who had to suffer through my angsty-fits last night.
If it helps, I now have a sore throat. Consider it your revenge.
Ugh.
- Where I Iz:The kitchen table, with a pot of spicy chicken noodle soup.
- 'ow I Iz:
crazy - Da Noise:The Mummy
Story Or Series Title: Strange Changes are Upon Us
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Horny Fangirl
Full Name (plus titles if any): Susan
Full Species(es): Puella spunkiana et moderna
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not Described, assumed to be blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Teal, I think.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None Described
Special Possessions (if any): "one of Molly's signature sweaters amungst the robes and uniforms.It was A deep teal with a lilac "S" on it with small lilac stars sprinkled around it". Massive text blocks o' doom. A fanfiction.
Annoying Origin: Quoth the Suethor, "No more red bull and chocolate for me before bed."
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Seems to have been yoinked in by the Room of Requirement for the sole purpose of having several Hogwarts boys fight over her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can jump into her own fanfiction.
Other Annoying Traits: A self-insert in the worst way. There's really nothing I can say about her or her story, other than the Suethor's atrocious lack of formatting skills.
This was originally going to be sporked with Istel. Though her snark would have been greatly appreciated, it would have left the hunting party with only one ranger. Serafina has, therefore, agreed to rejoin me for this spork. I, of course, will be in bold.
This had better be quick, I'm missing the fun.
You know they're not going to be killing the "e", right?
That's not what I'm worried about. How the hell am I supposed to write a decent ballad afterwards if I'm not there?
I'm sure they'll tell you about it afterwards.
And they'll get it all wrong.
I promise I'll let you go right after the spork, all right?
Fine. I'm not coming back until after the hunt, though.
Deal.
...
Seraf?
I'm leaving now. Too...much...AUGH.
- 'ow I Iz: predatory
- Da Noise:none
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