Story Or Series Title: Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
Fandom: OMG RPATTZ WUZ A VAMPIRE AND CEDRIC IN DA MOVIES LETS RITE A KROSSOVER LOLOLOL
Culprit Author's Name: Totally-Yatal

Full Name (plus titles if any): Edward Cullen, Harry Potter. Bonus one-shot sues in the forms of "Alex Cullen" and "Kat Potter".
Full Species(es): Vampire and human, I'd assume. I could be wrong.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None. See below.
Special Possessions (if any): A "dress". A "magic stick". Dreadful prose. No description whatsoever.

Annoying Origin: The demented mind of a twelve-year-old. No, really. Profile says the author's twelve year's old.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Supposedly are canon characters.
Annoying Special Abilities: None that I can see.
Other Annoying Traits: The author seemed to think it was a good idea to write the fic in script format, because "it's not like a book!!" If you're going to be this lazy--seriously, she doesn't separate actions from dialogue in any way--don't write fanfiction.
...I think the author's a she, anyway. I could be wrong, the profile's kind of ambiguous.
Also, from what I can tell, this is not a troll. The author has other stories, favorites and a relatively coherent profile.

Sporking with me for the final posted chapter of this monstrosity are Khaliiz and Nevaeh.

That’s not Nevaeh.

Sorry, what?

You’re not Nevaeh. Nevaeh’s…well, Nevaeh’s a girl. You’re very clearly a male halfling.

Yeah, well, he had a nice shape. I couldn’t help myself. Besides, it gets boring being female all of the time.

…right.

Story Or Series Title: Harry Potter vs Edward Cullen
Fandom: OMG RPATTZ WUZ A VAMPIRE AND CEDRIC IN DA MOVIES LETS RITE A KROSSOVER LOLOLOL
Culprit Author's Name: Totally-Yatal

Full Name (plus titles if any): Edward Cullen, Harry Potter. Bonus one-shot sues in the forms of "Alex Cullen" and "Kat Potter".
Full Species(es): Vampire and human, I'd assume. I could be wrong.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None. See below.
Special Possessions (if any): A "dress". A "magic stick". Dreadful prose. No description whatsoever.

Annoying Origin: The demented mind of a twelve-year-old. No, really. Profile says the author's twelve year's old.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Supposedly are canon characters.
Annoying Special Abilities: None that I can see.
Other Annoying Traits: The author seemed to think it was a good idea to write the fic in script format, because "it's not like a book!!" If you're going to be this lazy--seriously, she doesn't separate actions from dialogue in any way--don't write fanfiction.
...I think the author's a she, anyway. I could be wrong, the profile's kind of ambiguous.

Sporking with me today is Nevaeh, who will be hanging around for the rest of this fic, and Khaliiz, who had to return from the hunt due to a kobold-bite.

Damn catfights…

Sorry I missed it.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Edward Cullen, Harry Potter. Bonus one-shot sues in the forms of "Alex Cullen" and "Kat Potter".
Full Species(es): Vampire and human, I'd assume. I could be wrong.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not described, assumed to be canon
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None. See below.
Special Possessions (if any): A "dress". A "magic stick". Dreadful prose. No description whatsoever.

Annoying Origin: The demented mind of a twelve-year-old. No, really. Profile says the author's twelve year's old.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Supposedly are canon characters.
Annoying Special Abilities: None that I can see.
Other Annoying Traits: The author seemed to think it was a good idea to write the fic in script format, because "it's not like a book!!" If you're going to be this lazy--seriously, she doesn't separate actions from dialogue in any way--don't write fanfiction.
...I think the author's a she, anyway. I could be wrong, the profile's kind of ambiguous.

Sporking with me today is Nevaeh. As per usual, I will be in bold.

Secret

Full Name (plus titles if any): Shie Amara Lieto Potter
Full Species(es): Harry's Sister
Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark brown hair matted" Has apparently been changed to long red hair. I'm getting hints of Ginny-envy.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "the shade of pearl blue"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Pale cheeks.
Special Possessions (if any): Harry's guardianship. Bandages. A flashback. Babelfish German. A stu companion named Tuli. Screams that trigger Harry's PTSD.

Annoying Origin: AU!Lily's womb
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Harry's sister
Annoying Special Abilities: Can cow Harry with her super-angsty-bitchiness. 
Other Annoying Traits: Possible membership to the Bemba Tribe. The aforementioned super-angsty-bitchiness.

It appears that there's been of a mishap on the hunt for the "e". I was not told what happened, only that all my usual sporkers cannot be present for this latest installment. So instead, I introduce my latest D&D character: Nevaeh a doppleganger rogue with a ridiculous libido.
I'd prefer the term "unfulfilled desires", thanks.
Er...all right, then. I, of course, will be in bold.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Susan
Full Species(es): Puella spunkiana et moderna
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not Described, assumed to be blonde.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Teal, I think.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None Described
Special Possessions (if any): "one of Molly's signature sweaters amungst the robes and uniforms.It was A deep teal with a lilac "S" on it with small lilac stars sprinkled around it". Massive text blocks o' doom. A fanfiction.

Annoying Origin: Quoth the Suethor, "No more red bull and chocolate for me before bed."
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Seems to have been yoinked in by the Room of Requirement for the sole purpose of having several Hogwarts boys fight over her. 
Annoying Special Abilities: Can jump into her own fanfiction.
Other Annoying Traits: A self-insert in the worst way. There's really nothing I can say about her or her story, other than the Suethor's atrocious lack of formatting skills.

This was originally going to be sporked with Istel. Though her snark would have been greatly appreciated, it would have left the hunting party with only one ranger. Serafina has, therefore, agreed to rejoin me for this spork. I, of course, will be in bold.

This had better be quick, I'm missing the fun.
You know they're not going to be killing the "e", right?
That's not what I'm worried about. How the hell am I supposed to write a decent ballad afterwards if I'm not there?
I'm sure they'll tell you about it afterwards.
And they'll get it all wrong.
I promise I'll let you go right after the spork, all right?
Fine. I'm not coming back until after the hunt, though.
Deal.

Full Name (plus titles if any): Shie Amara Lieto Potter
Full Species(es): Harry's Sister
Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark brown hair matted"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "the shade of pearl blue"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing yet mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Harry's guardianship. Bandages. A flashback. Babelfish German. A stu companion named Tuli.

Annoying Origin: AU!Lily's womb
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Harry's sister
Annoying Special Abilities: Fate favors her. I suppose that counts.
Other Annoying Traits: Possible membership to the Bemba Tribe. Super-angsty-bitchiness.

Sporking today are Khaliiz and Serafina. I, of course, am in bold.

Secret

Full Name (plus titles if any): Shie. I'm assuming her last name is Potter.
Full Species(es): Harry's Sister
Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark brown hair matted"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "the shade of pearl blue"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing yet mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Harry's guardianship. Bandages. A flashback. Babelfish German. A stu companion named Tuli.

Annoying Origin: AU!Lily's womb
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Harry's sister
Annoying Special Abilities: Fate favors her. I suppose that counts.
Other Annoying Traits: None yet, but they'll surely manifest.

And here it is, fellow Deletrians, the moment we've all been dreading: Harry meets his suebling for the first time. Wangst is sure to ensue.
Sporking with me today are Nimtheriel and Khaliiz (kah-leez) Blackhand, kinslayer and adoptee of House Renor'ath.
Only because Oberyn was unavailable.
Or because you're the less pompous of the two.
Anyway. Onward!

Full Name (plus titles if any): Shie. I'm assuming her last name is Potter.
Full Species(es): Harry's Sister
Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark brown hair matted"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "the shade of pearl blue"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing yet mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Harry's guardianship. Bandages. A flashback. Babelfish German.

Annoying Origin: AU!Lily's womb
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Harry's sister
Annoying Special Abilities: Fate favors her. I suppose that counts.
Other Annoying Traits: None yet, but they'll surely manifest.

Today's chapter will be sporked by Istel and Nimtheriel Blackhand, wizard of the drow House Renor'ath. I, of course, will be in bold.

Mostly to perfect technique before I post to Deletrius.

Story Or Series Title: Secret
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Previously Unmentioned Suebling
Culprit Author's Name: Lumcer

Full Name (plus titles if any): Shie. I'm assuming her last name is Potter.
Full Species(es): Harry's Sister
Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark brown hair matted"
Eye Color (include adjectives): "the shade of pearl blue"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing yet mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Harry's guardianship. Bandages. A flashback.

Annoying Origin: AU!Lily's womb
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Harry's sister
Annoying Special Abilities: Fate favors her. I suppose that counts.
Other Annoying Traits: None yet, but they'll surely manifest.

In the tradition of many a Deletrius sporker, I will be in bold. I will also be accompanied by several D&D characters of mine. Serafina Karanok, an exceptionally charismatic bard; Istel Theranaudis, an aasimar ranger with a smart mouth; and Archer-Girl, a slightly insane Kobold whose name no one can remember. I would have enlisted the help of Tessele Ishevin, my tiefling Paladin, as well, but she's off adventuring.