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Christmas Fics!

  • Nov. 16th, 2009 at 8:29 PM
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Since I don't have enough time or money to send out Christmas cards, I figured this might be a nice alternative. Leave a comment if you want one.

When requesting a fic, please use the following form:
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Some Guidelines and Caveats:
1. Please don't request anything over a thousand words.
2. If you ask for a slashfic, I'll gladly write it. Bear in mind, though, that it'll probably be the first one I've ever written.
3. Anything with a rating of R or over will either be co-authored or ghostwritten.
4. Submit form before 11:59 pm on December 23rd. I'll try to have all stories done by Christmas, but if I get everything at the last minute, I can't guarantee that they'll all be finished by then.
5. If you don't see the fandom you want on the list below, feel free to ask. I may or may not be able to write it.
6. I'll happily write a romantic fic for anything on this list but A Clockwork Orange.

Fandoms
Firefly/Serenity
Doctor Who (New and Old)
Earthsea
Harvest Moon
Harry Potter
Dungeons and Dragons
Are You Being Served?
Shakespeare
A Clockwork Orange

Conspiracy Theories*
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
RENT
Phantom of the Opera
Corpse Bride

*Pick your favorite. I'll write a fic about it, probably a humorous one.

O HAI SHITE

  • Sep. 17th, 2009 at 7:34 PM
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Story Or Series Title: Secrethttp://i.ixnp.com/images/v3.59/t.gif
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Previously Unmentioned Suebling
Culprit Author's Name: Lumcer

Full Name (plus titles if any): Shie Amara Lieto Potter
Full Species(es): Harry's Sister
Hair Color (include adjectives): "dark brown hair matted" Has apparently been changed to long red hair. I'm getting hints of Ginny-envy.
Eye Color (include adjectives): "the shade of pearl blue"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Pale cheeks. A look that makes Harry think she’s going to be sarcastic.
Special Possessions (if any): Harry's guardianship. Bandages. A flashback. Babelfish German. A stu companion named Tuli. Screams that trigger Harry's PTSD.

Annoying Origin: AU!Lily's womb
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Harry's sister
Annoying Special Abilities: Can cow Harry with her super-angsty-bitchiness.
Other Annoying Traits: Possible membership to the Bemba Tribe. The aforementioned super-angsty-bitchiness.

Hallo again, Deleterius. Long time no see. I’m slightly out of practice, so I will be the only sporker today. As per usual, I am in bold.

Oh God. Not Draco. )

It's official.

  • Aug. 13th, 2009 at 11:05 PM
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Hamilton's got an internet following.

Though I will admit, they're far less obnoxious than the girls who actually show up at the Fort. Thank God for that.

(Also, I won't be able to post to [info]customers_suck tomorrow. I've got Knight's Realm this weekend.)

Aug. 12th, 2009

  • 10:41 PM
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To all you girlies at [info]customers_suck who fell in love with Sgt. Bryan:

I applaud your taste.

Just keep it to the internet, mmkay? I don't need another stargazer hanging all over him.

-Your friendly laundress/domestic/upper-class girl

P.S: Though it would be hilarious if someone made a set of Sgt. Bryan icons. I will definitely show them off here if someone decides to act upon that whim.

P.P.S: ...so how many of you will freak out when you discover I'm sixteen? I'm curious.

Adam/Lynda. Total OTP.

  • Jan. 28th, 2008 at 9:47 PM
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Title: Little Lord Fauntleroy
Genre: Het, Angst, Character Study
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Adam Mitchell, Mrs. Mitchell, the Harp, Lynda Moss, Lynda/Adam
Summary: "Hey, Little Lord Fauntleroy! Got you a girlfriend."
Notes: A character study of Adam Mitchell that took an interesting turn. Sequel will be up soon. I must be completely mad...
Britpicker: The fabulous Ellie, who put up with my forgetfulness of time zones to BP this fic.

Poor Adam! )